Twdwd

What is Twdwd?

Texting while driving while drunk. Never a good plan but hard to resist. Especially if you are a drunk texter or drunk dialer.

" I was on my way home last night and almost hit a tree becuase I was twdwd. Not cool. "

See drunk dial, drunk text, crash, stupid

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4-point Pants Check

1. The act of subconsciously taping all four of your pockets to make sure your possessions are still there (usually Cellphone, Keys, Wallet..

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