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masturbate
wank
jack off
Stroke the Salami
tug-o-war with the Cyclops
the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-ve..
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aka abductor (push legs apart) & addoctor (pull legs together) fitness machines. gyno machines are one of the most entertaining weig..
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It's when your clothes are on inside out and backwards.
Did you get dressed in the dark your shit is all Ronespahdydee!
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