Tweed

What is Tweed?


1.

abbreviated tumbleweed

strong marijuana

"We be smokin dat tweed till we fall in the grave." -Bone Thugs N Harmony

See Nicole

2.

Marijuana bud smoked to achieve an altered mental state, Shortened name of TumbleWeed

"Pass the tweed bee-arch, This niggah be hanging fo his fix oh the gooood she-art"

3.

Possibly the greatest person to live. He has Godly characteristics and can turn water into a full-grown flamingo. Everyone wants to touch him so they go to A Touch of Tweed and pay $1 million to touch his beautiful head.

Joe: I wish I was Tweed, he is so lovely!

Cindy: I wish i could keep my head in Tweed's pants for the rest of my life!

See god, jesus, amazing, hero, beautiful

4.

Someone or something that is as or more annoying as a new wool sweater or cloth when worn against bare skin.

"Gosh, he just won't shut up! He's such a tweed!"

See douche bag, bag of douche, annoying, matt

5.

Stage name for the most annoying, dirty-hippie, abnoxious, hypocrite, alcoholic, cheater,... need i go on.

It's a good thing you cute!

watch out for this guy girls!

Sandy "Tweed! Never thinks of anyone but himself!"

Sarah "He doesn't know when to stop!"

Lindsey "He cheated on me!"

Jenn "He took advantage of me while i was high!"

Sam "He's only nice when he wants something from you."

See betrayal, asshole, james, dirty, hypocrite

6.

tweed is an acronym (T.W.E.E.D.) that means "the weed everyone enjoys daily."

It really explains itself

See Binomial Nomenclature

7.

a more subtle way of saying weed

Do you know if anyone has any tweed

See weed, cannabis, marijuana, spliff, pot


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