What is Tweed-twiddling?
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skeet shooting(clay pidgeons) flaming kittens in the place of clay pidgeons, to feel a sense of arousal.
"I had issues with my probation officer until I took her tweed-twiddling last elembeth, and ever since she's been my obedient sex slave."
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'This evidence clearly reveals the contradiction in that statement, Your Honor!'
(That's one 'OBJECTION!' too ..