Tweeving

What is Tweeving?


1.

Pronunciation:ˈtwēvŋ

Function: verb

The act of updating your twitter status while driving down the road and inadvertently swerving and weaving, in and out of your lane, as though you were intoxicated without a care in the world.

Bobby Joe, tired and bewildered after a long day at his job, realized another clever observation on his gridlocked commute home.

Grabbing his iPhone, Bobby Joe began a historic tweeving run, nearly running 3 vehicles and a motorcycle off the highway as he tweeted, "I'm tired, bewildered and commuting in the WORST traffic! No way I get home and see Dancing with the Stars in time. Time to get Tivo."

See tweet, weaving, nayan, naik, texting, driving, swerving


20

Random Words:

1. Retarded Ass Motherfucker. "Your kid failed kindergarten??? What a RAMF!" See samf, lamf, bamf, gamf, famf 2. Rad Ass Moth..
1. The act of engaging in sexual intercourse with a grotty bitch, ie the sort of woman who leaves a snail-trail of cum where ever she goes ..
1. C library function. May cause an OopsGotHerPregnant exception. What? Try `man insertpenis`, you lazy shit...