Tweeving

What is Tweeving?


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Pronunciation:ˈtwēvŋ

Function: verb

The act of updating your twitter status while driving down the road and inadvertently swerving and weaving, in and out of your lane, as though you were intoxicated without a care in the world.

Bobby Joe, tired and bewildered after a long day at his job, realized another clever observation on his gridlocked commute home.

Grabbing his iPhone, Bobby Joe began a historic tweeving run, nearly running 3 vehicles and a motorcycle off the highway as he tweeted, "I'm tired, bewildered and commuting in the WORST traffic! No way I get home and see Dancing with the Stars in time. Time to get Tivo."

See tweet, weaving, nayan, naik, texting, driving, swerving


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