Tweezer Squeezer

What is Tweezer Squeezer?

A small penis, Suggesting its small enough that the unlucky person to own it requires tweezers to masturbate.

Origin: Mid-NY

Chick:WTF! Why didn't you tell me you had a tweezer squeezer?!

Unlucky Guy:I thought it wouldn't matter! *panics*

"yo you see that lone guy over there?"

"yah"

"His chick denied him of sex as soon as she found out he had a tweezer squeezer"

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