Tweezeturbate

What is Tweezeturbate?

when someone has to use tweezers to masturbate because his hands are too big in compareson to his cock so he cant get the job done.

Bob: jim has a really small cock, i think he is under 8!!

Dan:8, thats not bad what r u talking about???

Bob:8 centimeters isnt big!

Dan:oh 8 CENTIMETERS. that changes things, maby we should get him a pair of tweezers for his birthday.

Yard-on

1. n. An extra large hard-onachieved when particularly aroused, although still probably smaller then 3 feet. His dick was so big, He had a..

Tenfinity

1. infinity.. times ten. used to show extreme enthusiasm dude, that movie was sweet times tenfinity!! See kajillion, infinity, kazillion..

Divers Mask

1. To piss on your partners face during sex. I would love to give Mel Teene a divers mask...

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