Tweiner

What is Tweiner?


1.

Applies as a nickname to a male with a penis that bends to one side, or is not straight when erect. This term is especially useful for any of your friends with the name "Ben," where "tweiner" follows as their make-believe last name. It yields a hilarious nickname that sounds just like "bent weiner."

I heard through the grapevine that you've got a tweiner!

or

Friend: Sup' Tweiner?

Ben: Shut up, ass-hole.

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2.

Used to describe the size of the male genetalia. ie: tiny weiner

Have you seen Lanny's lil' tweiner, yo?

See weiner, schlong, johnson, member

3.

A small weiner.

Phrase coined by Will

Alex has a tweiner.

Andre enjoys sucking on tweiner

See weiner, wang, willy, shlong

4.

The area between the ball sack and the ass hole. Also known as the taint or gooch.

I was trying to light my fart but I burnt my tweiner!

See tweiner, taint, gooch, balls, scrotum, ass hole


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