What is Twelve Days Of Christmas?


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For twelve days, starting on Christmas Day, you masturbate the number of times that correspond to that day. For example, on Dec. 25, you masturbate once, Dec. 26, twice, until twelve days after Christmas, when you must masturbate twelve times in one day. Consider yourself to be a true man and have balls of steel if you complete this task.

I tried to do the twelve days of Christmas, but by Day Eight my dick was black and blue and about ready to fall off.

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