What is Twelve-hour One Armed Bandit?
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A driver who uses only one hand at any given position on the steering wheel. May often use palm and friction to turn the wheel without grabbing it. Rarely adds a second hand except for extreme circumstances.
The guy that hit me was driving like a twelve-hour one armed bandit.
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