Twentynine Palms

What is Twentynine Palms?


1.

A place in the middle of nowhere California full of nothing but Marines, crackheads, Asians and desert rats (also known as 'Cougars,' 'Desert Yetis' and 'That bitch that gave me the clap.' Generally avoided by anyone that has any semblence of a life, and loathed by most that live there. Often subjected to high winds which will hopefully cover it in sand one day.

See also: 29 Palms

Person 1: "What the hell is that smell?"

Person 2: "That's just Twentynine Palms."

See 29

2.

A place in the middle of nowhere California full of nothing but Marines, crackheads, Asians and desert rats (also known as 'Cougars,' 'Desert Yetis' and 'That bitch that gave me the clap.' Generally avoided by anyone that has any semblence of a life, and loathed by most that live there. Often subjected to high winds which will hopefully cover it in sand one day.

See also: 29 Palms

Person 1: "What the hell is that smell?"

Person 2: "That's just Twentynine Palms."

See 29, hell


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