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When you throw an Intimate Pity Party for someone, you're allowing them to have sex with you. Usually it's for a good friend o..
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Parents use this to track how many miles their kids drive without them knowing. Can be reset to cover tracks.
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A team in the National Football League (NFL) whose idea of a successful season is not choking during the last 5 weeks and missing the pl..
