Twern Twiddling

What is Twern Twiddling?

A name for someone who does enjoy the odd prod or grab of ones gooch (twern).

Kirsty: 'Ealish? What are you doing this weekend?'

Ealish: 'Just going cruising, maybe some twern twiddling up Douggie head?'

Kirsty: 'Nice'.

See twern, gooch, kirsty

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