Twerp Edit Meaning

1.

A younger kid that is an annoying pest.

That twerp just stole my sandwich!

See Jon

2.

an obnoxious little runt

Someone put a lid on that little twerp.

See moris

3.

A person who sits in the bathtub and collects farts in bottles.

He does this by filling a bottle with water and, while holding the bottle underwater, displaces the water inside it with intestinal gas. The bottle should be capped quickly, then labeled with the born-on date and any other pertinant data.

This technique was invented by Eichler Stench in Castro Valley, California, in the mid-1950s. He had an amazing collection of bottles well into his forties. He often carried a bottle or two to fend off Pachuco boys who wanted to beat him up. When faced with a bottle of July 17, 1958, even the most vile and greasy-haired Pachuco would turn and run.

Eichler Stench was last seen in Pacific Palisades, California.

Eichler Stench was the most prolific twerp I've ever known. He once showed my son his impressive collection of bottled farts.

4.

A kid who farts in the bathtub and eats the bubbles.

Fargas: Was that your kid in there with his face in the bathwater?

Mick: Yeah, he's eating his farts.

Fargas: That little bastard is a real twerp, just like his old man.

Mick: Fuck you!!!

See jayhawk

5.

A Short annoying person. Usually a younger person.

Dude, your little sister is a twerp!

AKA Mitra Yosri

See little, mitra, annoying, young

6.

(an additional definition)

Someone whose Tweets appear on your Twitter page even though you're not a "follower", or someone who appears on your Twitter "following" list even though you didn't subscribe to him.

I keep getting Twitter Tweets from that pesky twerp Kevin Spacey!

See twitter, tweet, pest, pesky, spam

7.

a pregnant goldfish.

im not making this up.

i have spent too much money buying food for my twerp and her freaking children.

See twerpy, fish, whore, pregnant