Twert

What is Twert?

Brit. colloqualism for perineum. See also bifkin.

I have an itchy, flaky twert.

To fart while tweeting/blogging on twitter.

Anderson Cooper twerted while on twitter after eating a Chipotle burrito.

See farted, sharted, shit, pooped, turd

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