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He's that dude who doesn't have any dating game on his own, so he hangs around couples waiting for the breakup so he can first..
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Due to intense lack of funds, a mastercation is a "staycation" wherein the only planned activity for amusement is masturbation..
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The ability to 'Spank the monkey' using either hand thus achieving a high state of pleasure.
To masterbate with either hand.
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