Twibiter

What is Twibiter?


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Soulless beasts of society that gather in hopes of attacking poor and innocent Twilight fangirls.

A witless, uneducated person who hates the fans of Twilight more than they dislike the novel itself.

No one likes a Twibiter.

Twilighter: *Quietly reading Twilight*

Twibiter: "TWILIGHT SUCKS!

THERE IS NO PLOT, BUT SOMEHOW THERE IS A SEQUENCE OF EVENTS, WHICH BY DEFINITION IS A PLOT!

BELLA IS UNREALISTICALLY PERFECT, YET SHE FALLS A LOT, LETS PEOPLE WALK OVER HER, AND SUCKS AT LYING!

VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE IN THE SUNLIGHT, THAT ISN'T SCARY! THEY FEAR THE SUNLIGHT AND BURN AWAY TO ASH AND DIE IN IT'S PRESENCE, WHICH MAKES THEM SEEM SO MUCH STRONGER AND SCARIER KNOWING THAT THEY HAVE THE SUN AS A WEAKNESS!

I MAKE NO SENSE WITH MY OBVIOUS CONTRADICTIONS, BUT SOMEHOW YOU ARE THE STUPID ONE!

DIE!" *abuses Twilighter*

Twilighter: Who let you out of your cage?

See twilighter, twilight, new moon, eclipse


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