Twiddeling My Dick

What is Twiddeling My Dick?

To just be hanging around with nothing going on. Bored is the best way to put it.

"so what are you up to today?" "You know. the usual, just twiddeling my dick till i figure out what i'm going to do for the rest of the day.

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