Twiddle

What is Twiddle?


1.

An insult that carries no specific definition.

The word is a near combination of the words,

Douche,

Twat,

Diddle,

Ninny, and

Lusre.

A few of these words dont even share similar structure as twiddle, though they share similar meaning.

Of course urban dictionary will not show accurate depictions of these words, so assume most of them are similar to just being a little bitch.

Common traits consist of, stupidity, pacifism, apathy, lameness, boring, pessimism, and pansyness.

Use twiddle at your own likely leisure and be assured its a pointless insult thats useful in a way that it's new and not yet institutionalized.

Julien: Hey dude.. that girl I boned last night was super loose! you should have seen it..

Ralph: Well, I just read in girl cosmo that woman's vaginas only expand from birth... So, you have a small penis.

Julien: Are you joking? you know how I know your a gay twiddle? You read girl cosmo...

See twiddle, diddle, diddler, twat, ninny, lusre, douche, pessimist, apathy, loser, lameness, lame, boring, balthazar

2.

To stimulate a woman´s clit by rubbing lightly on and around her love button zone. Not to be confused with tweaking, which implies more focused rub-a-dub. Typically you start twiddling and end up tweaking.

See also: no stinky pinky

I was just twiddling her a bit, but she came all the same

3.

to partake in sexual exhanges over Twitter

"Hey, how are things going with Stacey?"

"Awesome, we totally Twiddled yesterday."

See twitter, diddle, internet, sex, tweet

4.

to spin back and forth

for example; when you want someone to make a star with their feet, ask them to twiddle for you

See twiddle, turn, twiddles, move, spin

5.

the act of a woman fondling her clitoral appendage with her fingers in a clockwise manner in the privacy of her own home, the campus library bathroom, in the presence of her significant other, or while being taken violently and brilliantly from behind

1 -"You fucking like that?"

-"Oh my God, it feels so good, but do you mind if I twiddle?"

2- "You started masturbating when?"

-"Well, I started humping pillows when I was like 8 or 9, but I don't think I started twiddling until I was 12, when I learned how to download erotic stories"

3- "I didn't know you masterbate?"

- "Ever girl twiddles, and she's fucking lying slut if she tells you otherwise."

See masterbate, finger

6.

to fondle, especially with a diddle

"Im tryin to get some chick to twiddle with my diddle"

" Yo, did you get your diddle twiddled?"

See diddle, diddle twiddle, shredfest, quimby, butta

7.

The official name for the wavy puncuative line demonstrated thusly: ~. Otherwise known as a tilde.

I wish I could understand the Spanish language. It just has too many accents and twiddles over the N's.

See Maria


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