Twiddlepooper

What is Twiddlepooper?

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Twiddlepooper

1) A person (suffering from constipation) who uses coffee stir stick or a bar swizzle stick to loosen the impacted substance.

2) A person who uses who uses coffee stir stick or a bar swizzle stick to pry loosen a troublesome pifflenut.

3) A person who has a fetish for the tilde ~ twiddle stick and like things such as cofee stir sticks and bar swizzle sticks.

Example:

At coffee counter...

Eww...these stir sticks looks like some twiddle pooper has used them.

In a psychoanalysis group...

Patient 1 walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only underwear made of Saran Wrap.

Psychiatrist: Well...I can clearly see your nuts.

PATIENT 1: Complaining of constipation, walks purposely to the coffee counter, picks up some stir sticks and heads for the bathroom.

PATIENT 2: Look at that crazy twiddlepooper!

See pooper, swizzle stick, pifflenut, shrink
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