What is Twiddletwat?
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Someone who absolutely must fuck about with everything they come into contact with, and during the process delude themselves into thinking they've actually improved the thing they've just fucked up.
"For fucks sake will you leave that bastard thing alone before you fuck it up completely you useless twiddletwat!"
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A move in chess where you knock over the opponents pieces with your nutsack.
Finklehelm - 'Ha ha, checkmate'
Marmaduke - &ap..
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A sexual position where both partners lay in the 69 position. The female or male lightly bites the head of the penis and performs fell..
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A first-time shopper at an IKEA.
Hey, can I ask you a question, I'm an IKEA virgin?
See newbie, rookie, trainee, geek..
