What is Twiddletwat?
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Someone who absolutely must fuck about with everything they come into contact with, and during the process delude themselves into thinking they've actually improved the thing they've just fucked up.
"For fucks sake will you leave that bastard thing alone before you fuck it up completely you useless twiddletwat!"
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when a guy is fisting a girl and then does sign language inside of her ass hole or pussy (what ever he is fisting).
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To take obvious satire on face value and, after world-wide ridicule, try to play it off as a joke.
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