Twilife

What is Twilife?


1.

basing your life surround the 'Twilight' series.

"Having a twilife."

*any sort of twilife tatoos.

*mistakengly calling your boyfriend 'Edward Cullen'

*defending the novel on a daily basis

*waking up in a cold sweat from dreaming of becoming a vampire

*having read the series more than 5 times

*owning mulitiple twilight memorabilia


48

Random Words:

1. When people is alway on jock and u need yo 5 yard of space DAMN BITCH....(announcer) 5 yard penalty on the tip rider See back, yo, ass..
1. The secretions and/or discharge of the female genitalia. I have some vag-pollen left on my penis from last night. See vagina, beef cur..
1. A male who flakes out or is scared when he should man up! Guy 1: Why isn't Tom coming with us to walk the graveyard at night? Guy..