What is Twilife?
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basing your life surround the 'Twilight' series.
"Having a twilife."
*any sort of twilife tatoos.
*mistakengly calling your boyfriend 'Edward Cullen'
*defending the novel on a daily basis
*waking up in a cold sweat from dreaming of becoming a vampire
*having read the series more than 5 times
*owning mulitiple twilight memorabilia
Random Words:
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juggleing a donkey's balls while having a horse shove its dick up your ass
The desperate man ended up jackass juggleing
See horse..