What is Twilife?
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basing your life surround the 'Twilight' series.
"Having a twilife."
*any sort of twilife tatoos.
*mistakengly calling your boyfriend 'Edward Cullen'
*defending the novel on a daily basis
*waking up in a cold sweat from dreaming of becoming a vampire
*having read the series more than 5 times
*owning mulitiple twilight memorabilia
Random Words:
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When a man ejaculates on his own knee and slams it into the nose of his female companion.
Jerry hoogaboogood all over the face of Jonna..
