Twilife

What is Twilife?


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basing your life surround the 'Twilight' series.

"Having a twilife."

*any sort of twilife tatoos.

*mistakengly calling your boyfriend 'Edward Cullen'

*defending the novel on a daily basis

*waking up in a cold sweat from dreaming of becoming a vampire

*having read the series more than 5 times

*owning mulitiple twilight memorabilia


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