Twilight Awards

What is Twilight Awards?


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Also known as the 2009 MTV Movie Awards because the movie Twilight and the actors Robert Pattison and Kristen Stewart won over half the awards. It was probably one of the most biased awards show ever.

Guy one: "Hey brah did you see the twilight awards?" Guy two: "No! I was busy shopping for shoes and listening to Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers!"

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