Twilight Biatch

What is Twilight Biatch?


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A twilight is a emo biatch.

All bitches are going crazy over the twilight books and movie and shit.

But twilight is such a bunch of whiny emo biatches, what ever happen to badasses vampires? now all they do is complain about their feelings. And what about vampires don’t fry in sunlight anymore! So instead of frying in direct sunlight, they sparkles unnaturally like small sad diamonds, shit! Thank goth that robert is a pretty shining disco bowl or else i had left the cinema on a drop of a hat. Yea i haven't read the books, but fuck those damn books! Stop readig that shit. Use your own fucking mind and make up a better story. I fuck the teenage romance between a 100-year old pathetic vampire ass and a 17-year old frikkin emo kid.

MARIA: "BUHUUU BUHUU!!!!!"

ESTER: "You are a twilight biatch"

MARIA: "shait!"

See emo bag of shit, twilightaphobia, vampire fetish, vampire bitch, fat ass


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