Twilight Boner

What is Twilight Boner?

A Twilight Boner is what happens when an obsessed Twilight fan boy or girl sees/hears/reads anything that has to do with the Twilight series.

"Today I saw the New Moon preview and totally got a Twilight Boner."

"I got the biggest Twilight Boner when I heard that the Twilight stars were going to be at the mall signing autographs!"

See twilight, new moon, cullen, edward, bella, boner, eclipse, breaking, dawn, swan, forks

Fartgurt

1. it is an goo-like discharge that seeps out of the anal cavity, while burning the inside of that as we know as the "corn hole"...

Kleenex & Lotion

1. Everything a man needs to get by. "Dude, have you seen those revealing Megan Fox photos? Somebody fetch me the kleenex & lotio..

The Chunky Hamburger

1. Two fat white chicks sexually sandwiching a black man Look at ole' Rosie and Amanda pulling a SICK "The Chunky Hamburger"..

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