Twilight Boner

What is Twilight Boner?

A Twilight Boner is what happens when an obsessed Twilight fan boy or girl sees/hears/reads anything that has to do with the Twilight series.

"Today I saw the New Moon preview and totally got a Twilight Boner."

"I got the biggest Twilight Boner when I heard that the Twilight stars were going to be at the mall signing autographs!"

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Schwarbington Bear

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