Twilight Newbie

What is Twilight Newbie?

1.

the most annoying motherfuckers in the world. people who JUST read Twilight a week or so ago and suddenly think they're the hardcorest fans ever.

newbie1: i just read twilight. I CLAIM JACOB BLACK TO BE MY HUSBAND. HES MINE!

longtime fan: actually, he is mine.

newbie1: NO!! i read the book first.

longtime fan: is that why i read Twilight after the first book hit the shelves and have been a huge fan ever since and i even MET stephenie, but you just read it a week ago?

newbie2: OHHMYGOD. i love Edward.

longtime fan: -sigh- twilight newbies should be shot in the face with a bazooka.

See twilight, bella, edward cullen, jacob black, stephenie meyer

20

Random Words:

Zaugg

1. A bamf. Generally found in regions of the Midwestern small Scandinavian countries. German in origin. Often prone to fits of impatience...

Zackro

1. Top iRo player 2007 8/10 Ranked. Despite playing for so long he has not reached a trans on any character. He hails from iRO loki but mig..

28 Day Challenge

1. the 28 day challenge is when a guy doesnt wankfor 28 days. hell, i've askd all my guy friends n they're lyk, i cud neva stop w..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free