What is Twilight Newbie?
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the most annoying motherfuckers in the world. people who JUST read Twilight a week or so ago and suddenly think they're the hardcorest fans ever.
newbie1: i just read twilight. I CLAIM JACOB BLACK TO BE MY HUSBAND. HES MINE!
longtime fan: actually, he is mine.
newbie1: NO!! i read the book first.
longtime fan: is that why i read Twilight after the first book hit the shelves and have been a huge fan ever since and i even MET stephenie, but you just read it a week ago?
newbie2: OHHMYGOD. i love Edward.
longtime fan: -sigh- twilight newbies should be shot in the face with a bazooka.
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Giving oral to a chick (or dude, if you swing that way...) who is hairy like a beast.
23:59 <Dr_Hero> I can't believe I&apos..
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person who can not control their masturbation habits
That bitch Dione was a raunchy beat fiend...
