Twilight Newbie

What is Twilight Newbie?

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the most annoying motherfuckers in the world. people who JUST read Twilight a week or so ago and suddenly think they're the hardcorest fans ever.

newbie1: i just read twilight. I CLAIM JACOB BLACK TO BE MY HUSBAND. HES MINE!

longtime fan: actually, he is mine.

newbie1: NO!! i read the book first.

longtime fan: is that why i read Twilight after the first book hit the shelves and have been a huge fan ever since and i even MET stephenie, but you just read it a week ago?

newbie2: OHHMYGOD. i love Edward.

longtime fan: -sigh- twilight newbies should be shot in the face with a bazooka.

See twilight, bella, edward cullen, jacob black, stephenie meyer

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