Twilight Series

What is Twilight Series?


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The shitiest series of books written by Stephanie Meyers, a woman who OBVIOUSLY has NO talent in writing books.

The books contain hundreds of pages droning on about how hot Edward is, or how strong the "love" is between Edward &Bella.

This book has captured the souls of young girls, maybe boys, and led them to believe they too can be vampires and all this other bullshit.

Now they're making a bunch of movies based on the book.

Woo-fucking-hoo.

1: OMG, the Twilight series is amazing !! I love Edward, call me Mrs. Cullen.

2: Fuck you. I hope you rot in a sewer.

See twilight, edward, bella, shit


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