Twilophobic

What is Twilophobic?


1.

Anti-Twilight; the fear of Twilight fangirls and fanboys; hates Twilight in general.

Two Examples. Both Dialouge.

1. "So Ashley, what do you truly believe in? What do you stand up for?"

"I'm Anti-Twilight."

"What? 0_0"

"What I'm basically saying is....I'm Twilophobic."

2. "So Falala, what's your favorite novel?"

"LYKE OMFG, I LOVE TWILIGHT! I L0VE TWILIGHT SO MUCH. YOU HAVE NO IDEA. LYKE...THE MOVIE IS SO AMAZINGGGGGGG!OMFG...EDWARD CULLEN! -gasms-"

"Um, please step five feet away from me."

"EXCUSE ME?"

"STEP THE FUCK BACK WOMAN! I'm Twilophobic! Please...I can't handle it! -flees-

See twilophobic, icky


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