Twin Jets

What is Twin Jets?


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After a hot night of sex, you wake up in the morning and find that after all that alcohol last night, you need to empty your full tank. You go to the toilet and aim up only to find that your urine is shooting off in multiple directions and is impossible to keep in the basin.

IRENE! Why am I peeing like I've been up all night having sex?


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