Twinjury

What is Twinjury?

Any injury sustained from walking and Tweeting at the same time.

What happened to your wrist?

I got a twinjury. I tripped reading my Blackberry.

See tweet, tweeting, twittering, texting, updating

Country Baked Cunt Ham

1. The sweet vagina of a corn-fed Midwestern girl. For dinner tonight, I'm going to have me some Maker's Mark. And for dessert,..

Pastrami Curtains

1. (noun) a term used to describe loose vaginal labia hanging from the female genitalia, resembling a set of draping curtains. Damn girl! ..

Knobscoffer

1. A person who likes to put a penis in his mouth.... That Winton bloke is a right Knobscoffer!!..

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