Twinjury

What is Twinjury?

Any injury sustained from walking and Tweeting at the same time.

What happened to your wrist?

I got a twinjury. I tripped reading my Blackberry.

See tweet, tweeting, twittering, texting, updating

Schmead

1. Unknown bodily substance found on everyday items. "Amanda left a bunch of schmead on my monitor and keyboard." See fluid, su..

Old Ass Bitch

1. Old people that yell at you to get off their lawn. That lady next door keeps yelling at me, she is an old ass bitch. See hag, old peop..

Pull A Thompson

1. To let your ego get in the way of running a successful football team pull a thompson - Ted Thompson's handling of the Favre debacl..

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