Twinjury

What is Twinjury?

Any injury sustained from walking and Tweeting at the same time.

What happened to your wrist?

I got a twinjury. I tripped reading my Blackberry.

See tweet, tweeting, twittering, texting, updating

Cabbage Patch Dimples

1. The lower back dimples on an extremely fit young female. John: Damn son that chick is hot. Bob: Yeah man, it's those cabbage patc..

Bent Wookie

1. A curved or bent penis. I was gonna get with that guy, then he pulled out a bent wookie and I was like, "no thanks". See dic..

Heppum's Razor

1. "The most lol explanation is the truth." This is from Encyclopedia Dramatica. It means that the funniest, or most "lol w..

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