Twinjury

What is Twinjury?

Any injury sustained from walking and Tweeting at the same time.

What happened to your wrist?

I got a twinjury. I tripped reading my Blackberry.

See tweet, tweeting, twittering, texting, updating

Ewack

1. combine ejaculate and wacking-off (synonyms of masturbating) person 1: what are ya doin Friday? person 2: i'll probably ewack..

Osama's Revenge

1. (v) An act of shaming, wherein the perpetrator shaves his or her pubic region, collecting the clippings, then proceeding to glue them on..

Lomberg

1. my boss lomberg fucked her..

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