What is Twinker?
1.
One who provides valuable goods to youth esp. beginning players of a game
"DanMan34's a total fucking twinker."
2.
Anyone who drives a Mustang Cobra
Look at that twinker in the Cobra getting spanked by the mini-van.
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3.
A guy who is an expert in
That gay ass twinker buttfucked my friend's friend!
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4.
A name for female infants who's biological father was a
gosh, the poor widdle twinker
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i always get my heart broken by those darn twinkers.
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