What is Twinkie Britches?
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Metaphor used to describe a condition or situation so intense or sexually exciting it could cause you to ejaculate in your pants. Named for ejaculate being compared to cream in the phrase "cream my jeans". Can be used to describe a person's attractiveness or a situation.
"Man she looks so hot in that halter top she gave me twinkie britches."
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The man at the front of the line in an anal all male sex train.
"Come on fellas! Lets have a fuck train! I'll be the Dirty Bu..
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the team you wanna be on when it's time to get nasty!
in high school i was on the varsity fuck squad, and i lettered in blowin out..
