What is Twinkie Britches?
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Metaphor used to describe a condition or situation so intense or sexually exciting it could cause you to ejaculate in your pants. Named for ejaculate being compared to cream in the phrase "cream my jeans". Can be used to describe a person's attractiveness or a situation.
"Man she looks so hot in that halter top she gave me twinkie britches."
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The large breast of a Gothic girl.
"Holy shit, look at the Vampire Biscuits on that girl"
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The kind of drunk where where you don't usually remember much of the night before aside from the most ridiculous happenings such as..