What is Twinkie Britches?
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Metaphor used to describe a condition or situation so intense or sexually exciting it could cause you to ejaculate in your pants. Named for ejaculate being compared to cream in the phrase "cream my jeans". Can be used to describe a person's attractiveness or a situation.
"Man she looks so hot in that halter top she gave me twinkie britches."
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When your tongue gets tired or sore from licking asshole. ie- Like if you eat too much peanut butter too fast.
"I was eating her ..
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Life-size cutouts of deployed service members, and given by the Maine National Guard to spouses, children, and relatives back home.
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