Twinkie Britches

What is Twinkie Britches?


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Metaphor used to describe a condition or situation so intense or sexually exciting it could cause you to ejaculate in your pants. Named for ejaculate being compared to cream in the phrase "cream my jeans". Can be used to describe a person's attractiveness or a situation.

"Man she looks so hot in that halter top she gave me twinkie britches."

See cum, spoo, bust a nut, ejaculate, boner, stiffy, hard on, sexy


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