Twinkie Juicer

What is Twinkie Juicer?


1.

one who juices his twinkie, aka engages in 'self pleasure' due to an inability to get laid.

Guy 1 - Hey man, how did that date between Bob & Jill go?

Guy 2 - Well, he was such a klutz she yelled at him and ran away. If he doesn't get some major skillz goin with the ladies, he might be a twinkie juicer forever!

See whack off, jack off, masterbate


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