Twinkie Juicer

What is Twinkie Juicer?


1.

one who juices his twinkie, aka engages in 'self pleasure' due to an inability to get laid.

Guy 1 - Hey man, how did that date between Bob & Jill go?

Guy 2 - Well, he was such a klutz she yelled at him and ran away. If he doesn't get some major skillz goin with the ladies, he might be a twinkie juicer forever!

See whack off, jack off, masterbate


92

Random Words:

1. 1) Using mind control to have ones way with another. 2) Telling someone your fantasies about him/her 1- See that hot girl over there? ..
1. Homie, friend, cuz, Wud up wodie? 2. when fellow inmates wanna know your cell block # so they can get a date to prison movie nights. ..
1. After cramming a girl. Mostly all you have to do is add a little urnine to help her slide into the toilet easier. The girl might yell an..