What is Twinkie Juicer?
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one who juices his twinkie, aka engages in 'self pleasure' due to an inability to get laid.
Guy 1 - Hey man, how did that date between Bob & Jill go?
Guy 2 - Well, he was such a klutz she yelled at him and ran away. If he doesn't get some major skillz goin with the ladies, he might be a twinkie juicer forever!
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the disease of desiring to acquire.
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While having sex, you play your iTunes with the shuffle turned on and thrust to the beat.
Bob gave Sherry the ol' sex shuffle.
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