What is Twinkie Juicer?
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one who juices his twinkie, aka engages in 'self pleasure' due to an inability to get laid.
Guy 1 - Hey man, how did that date between Bob & Jill go?
Guy 2 - Well, he was such a klutz she yelled at him and ran away. If he doesn't get some major skillz goin with the ladies, he might be a twinkie juicer forever!
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Torso fritters is a synonym for breasts.
Look at the torso fritters on that chick!
See bosoms, melons, milk factories, funbags, knocke..
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an individual i used to go to high school with of phillipino and irish descent. His parents are imelda and edward and they are icons. ..
