Twinkie Juicer

What is Twinkie Juicer?


1.

one who juices his twinkie, aka engages in 'self pleasure' due to an inability to get laid.

Guy 1 - Hey man, how did that date between Bob & Jill go?

Guy 2 - Well, he was such a klutz she yelled at him and ran away. If he doesn't get some major skillz goin with the ladies, he might be a twinkie juicer forever!

See whack off, jack off, masterbate


92

Random Words:

1. The combination of many different sexually transmitted diseases to form one super-disease; used to describe a whore. Damn, that bitch i..
1. an acronym for Who The Fuck Gives A Shit Cause I Don't Give A Shit. Him: Damn! did that bitch just fall down the steps? Me: Man! ..
1. 1. The ruler of the Mughal Empire from 1605 until his death. The name Jahangir is from the Persian word for "Conqueror of the World..