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An Oxford Surprise is when a door is opened in front of you and the person behind it squirts a load of their semen into your eye.
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When someone meat gazes the shit out of you.
I was the victim of an optical assault at the gym when that fag in the Ambercrombie shirt ..
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The bit between your bumhole and your scrotum.....the smallest bridge in the world!!!
Hobzey slipped of the nutsbumbridge and was in th..
