What is Twirly?
1.
Oral Sex to a male
"She went down and gave me a twirly"
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2.
A scouse (Liverpudlian) expression for pensioner or old person. Free Bus passes for the elderly prohibit travel before certain times to make more space during rush hours. The phrase came about because bus conductors (now drivers) would say "you're too early" to the wrinklies pushing aggressively onto the bus
"Hold on, you're twirly - get the next one.. it's about 2 hours behind us"
"Got stuck in the queue behind a bunch of twirlies cashing in their piggy banks"
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3.
A twirly is what it is called when the cock is "twirled" in a circular motion, traditionally with the index finger. It can either be self-administered, or performed by an intimate partner. A classic rendition is the reach-around twirly. This happens when, of two homosexual males, the giver of ass-sex, reaches around, and twirls the receiver's cock.
"Yo, Tommy, what are you up to tonight?"
"I'll probably just sit in front of the computer and twirl it to A Night in Paris for a couple of hours." (heterosexual).
"Oh, yesss, ass-sexxxx."
"You want a twirly with that?"
"Shit yeah I do!"
"Good, 'cause I've been working out my indexes."
"Well, then twirl away motherfucker!" (homosexual).
4.
An old person, usually a pensioner, who tries to use their free travel pass before the morning commuter rush is over. Contracted from "too early".
Look at that twirly at the front of the queue over there!
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5.
Adjective.
Too early.
Etimology: from
"Damn, there's nobody here. I think we're twirly."
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6.
a funnel shaped cloud that picks stuff up and throws it. usually happens in oklahoma and other midwestern states
it's very windy
a twirly came and destroyed my house
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7.
a large funnel shaped cloud that is very destructive and windy. usually occurs in oklahoma and midwester states. same thing as a
ahhhh a twirly get into the basement!
it's suppose 2 b an f5 twwirly
a twirly destoryed my house
look theres a flying cow in that twirly
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