What is Twisted Salazar?
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During the act of pleauring her man orally, a woman slides several feet of ethernet cable up the man's ass. This gives him great pleasure - mostly because he feels that he is still logged onto the internet.
Come on baby, you know I can't get off unless you hook me up with the TS.
Random Words:
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The sound mario makes when he goes down a tunnel
whoop whoop whop gouch gouch gouch ( gumba hit mario) whoop tiko tiko tiko
See Kiser..
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The most amazing, wonderful boy i have ever met.
He's nice sweet and I am madly in love with him.
He is my cutiepatootie and I wi..
