What is Twisted Salazar?
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During the act of pleauring her man orally, a woman slides several feet of ethernet cable up the man's ass. This gives him great pleasure - mostly because he feels that he is still logged onto the internet.
Come on baby, you know I can't get off unless you hook me up with the TS.
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A Cincinnati Reds fitted hat. Normally a New Era 59Fifty style type of hat.
*Fitted as in not those kinds that buckle or snap, the kind..
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weight gained from making fun of others' unfortunate appearances
I need to stop calling my sister fat before I gain some karma pou..
