What is Twisted Salazar?
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During the act of pleauring her man orally, a woman slides several feet of ethernet cable up the man's ass. This gives him great pleasure - mostly because he feels that he is still logged onto the internet.
Come on baby, you know I can't get off unless you hook me up with the TS.
Random Words:
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An exclamatory feeling of relaxation and stress release
Jimmy: I'm done!
Jimmy2: With what, Jimmy?
Jimmy: My report! blahhahahah..
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A firm gluteus maximus.
"...knowing that he’s less likely to leave me for the Dolce & Gabbana fit model with the quarter-tight..
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Complete fucking tool
USAPatriot2007:HI!!! OBEY THE LAW AND VOTE FOR GEORGE BUSH
Me: Go fuck yourself you piece of puppet property shi..
