Twisted Salazar

What is Twisted Salazar?


1.

During the act of pleauring her man orally, a woman slides several feet of ethernet cable up the man's ass. This gives him great pleasure - mostly because he feels that he is still logged onto the internet.

Come on baby, you know I can't get off unless you hook me up with the TS.


61

Random Words:

1. Age of attraction. Liza Minelli is way beyond my "AOA" See age, attraction, love interest, love, lover 2. AOA is jst ass o..
1. When somebody fucks up your plan of action with a girl. Perv:I got a date tonight with Mary Rotten Crotch and you need to get me a dose..
1. - alludes to the word "illiterate," meaning incapable of reading and writing. taken from cosmo magazine. - to be ill-clitora..