What is Twisted Salazar?
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During the act of pleauring her man orally, a woman slides several feet of ethernet cable up the man's ass. This gives him great pleasure - mostly because he feels that he is still logged onto the internet.
Come on baby, you know I can't get off unless you hook me up with the TS.
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I want to go there
Tina Fey's 3-year-old daughter's eyes glossed over as she watched a Disney commercial and proclaimed "..
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See camel-toe.
Let's hit the pub to see if any gyrotaco's show up!
See hydroponics..
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1) Mint.
2) The girl with the nicest apple bottom of all time. shes 5"8, red hair, huge tits and gorgeous, full lips.
3) Foxy Lad..
