What is Twisted Salazar?
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During the act of pleauring her man orally, a woman slides several feet of ethernet cable up the man's ass. This gives him great pleasure - mostly because he feels that he is still logged onto the internet.
Come on baby, you know I can't get off unless you hook me up with the TS.
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How Yoda sez "shut the fuck up."
Luke: I'm not afraid.
Yoda: Mmmm. Up the fuck shut.
See shut the fuck up, star wars,..
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(n.) the appearence of the toilet after pissing out your asshole (Poya), as a direct result of eating mexician food.
I would have to ad..
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When you are doing a girl from behind and you're about to cum you pull your cock out and spit on her back to make her think you jiz..
