What is Twisted Salazar?
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During the act of pleauring her man orally, a woman slides several feet of ethernet cable up the man's ass. This gives him great pleasure - mostly because he feels that he is still logged onto the internet.
Come on baby, you know I can't get off unless you hook me up with the TS.
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A professional hessian
Seriously, the guy is such a profehessianal, he sleeps till noon on a pile of magazines and will throw on some ..
