Twisted Salazar

What is Twisted Salazar?


1.

During the act of pleauring her man orally, a woman slides several feet of ethernet cable up the man's ass. This gives him great pleasure - mostly because he feels that he is still logged onto the internet.

Come on baby, you know I can't get off unless you hook me up with the TS.


0

Random Words:

1. the ultimate in hilarious, signified by the special first character, a "G" 1.adjective a) kelly, that was gilarious! b) you..
1. the act where two people become so much like each other, they take on all their isms, and all the useless shit they have in their charac..
1. anybody by the name of holly you stupid jizzmachine..