Twisted Salazar

What is Twisted Salazar?

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During the act of pleauring her man orally, a woman slides several feet of ethernet cable up the man's ass. This gives him great pleasure - mostly because he feels that he is still logged onto the internet.

Come on baby, you know I can't get off unless you hook me up with the TS.
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