What is Twisted Whiskers?
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Animals with hugely misshapened body parts, such as feet, eyes, grins, etc.
Usually found on greeting cards or the like with a witty comment about their ailment.
This Twisted Whiskers calendar has a picture of a cat with a screwed up grin that says "Let a smile be your umbrella... but plan on getting soaked." for April...
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A masked man who swoops into Mexican Restaurants and spits mouthfulls of Guacamole on to unsuspecting victims.
"Have you heard? th..
