What is Twisted Whiskers?
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Animals with hugely misshapened body parts, such as feet, eyes, grins, etc.
Usually found on greeting cards or the like with a witty comment about their ailment.
This Twisted Whiskers calendar has a picture of a cat with a screwed up grin that says "Let a smile be your umbrella... but plan on getting soaked." for April...
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A sperm filled dick that has been primed for ejaculation onto/into, preferably, the face, tits, back, armpits, ass, or vagina.
Kim took..
