What is Twisted Whiskers?
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Animals with hugely misshapened body parts, such as feet, eyes, grins, etc.
Usually found on greeting cards or the like with a witty comment about their ailment.
This Twisted Whiskers calendar has a picture of a cat with a screwed up grin that says "Let a smile be your umbrella... but plan on getting soaked." for April...
Random Words:
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While having sex with an Arab chick, you cum in her hair. You then squat over her and diarrhea in it, forming a muddy turban.
I banged..
