What is Twisting My Melon?
1.
see blagging my head
dude:-that's twisting me melon, man
2.
To be really confused by something to the point that it's annoying you.
Geezer 1: "You're the worst of the last of the best of the runners up for the prize"
Geezer 2: "Dude, you're twisting my melon man!"
See