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A device used for turning small children into dog food.
We shoved the baby into the tree chipper and watched cans of dog food pop out...
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(n); Long straggly hairs sprouting from the hairline which can most likely be found hanging straight down the forehead of a large and un..
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An exceptionally ugly person. i.e. someone so ugly that a glass mirror would break if they looked at it.
Fred's new girlfriend is..
