What is Twitch 99?
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a state in which one is so hyper that they pop a vein and bleed to death. a sate of hyperness in which includes bouncing off walls, inconssistent babbling, and random twitching. other symptons incude monkey-like behavior, using body parts to hit things, annoying people, foaming of the mouth, biting, dialated pupils, throwing of inanimate (and animate) objects, and perhaps spitting like a llama if it comes down to it.
survival rate: 10%
survivior said: "i saw my life flash before my eyes...... and then i laughed about it" *twitch*
dude. he's reached twitch 99....
...he's not comming back...
....ever....again.....
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