What is Twitchard?
1.
This is a name given to a person who is Extremely "PIKEY" or "SCUM" in nature and also suffers from a terrible twitch which could cause them to throw money all over the village shop or Inadvertently entertain school children on a bus.
"Wahey look at Twitchard go she's gonna smack someone with that hand in a minute!" or "Hey look over there, it's Richard and Twitchard!"
Random Words:
1.
Also known as dick scissors, this instrument is used to sever the penis from the body.
"Watch it asshole, I've got me some me..