What is Twittard?
1.
a retard on twitter
can you believe these twittards actually think there is free "Obama money"?
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2.
A term coined on the blog MotivatedMonkey.
It depicts individuals who are technologically inept or slow. People who are behind the times with the new gadgets, websites, widgets or online fads.
Guy 1: Dude, Vince just signed up for a Twitter account yesterday. He's like a year and a half behind the evolution cycle.
Guy 2: Yeah, he's a twittard.
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3.
A person who floods inboxes and facebook home pages of all his or her friends with incessant (re: obnoxious) updates. This person considers even the most mundane events in his or her life to be important enough to broadcast to the world, and in the majority of cases writes in incomplete sentences and obnoxious "SMS shorthand".
Twittard 1: (via his iPhone): "TP I bought @ Costco 2day is hella soft!! m/."
(Ten minutes later)
Twittard 1: (via his iPhone): "Dood 2ply ftw"
(Two minutes later)
Twittard 2: (via his Windows Mobile phone): "@Twittard1: +1"
(Two minutes later)
Roommate of Twittards: (via the living room at the end of the hallway): Get a life, Twittards, you're wasting everyone's battery.
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