Twitterbreak

What is Twitterbreak?

1.

Taking a moment during something strenuous or dangerous in which normal people would either finish their task or possibly run for their lives to tweet(4) about it on Twitter

Guy 1: "OH SHIT, OUR APARTMENTS ON FIRE, DUDE CALL 911!"

Guy 2: "Ok one sec!"

*Tweeting: SHITSHITSHIT MY PLACE IS BURNING DOWN* Ok I'll call 911 now!"

Guy 1: "You asshole! You're going to get yourself killed taking Twitterbreaks like that!

See twitter, shitshitshit, edicted
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