Twitterpaited

What is Twitterpaited?

A term used to describe a female who is expierencing extreme desire to bang every single good looking male she comes across

Upon seeing a gorgeous piece of ass, Holly said, I'm feeling spring fever like crazy, I'm so twitterpaited.

See horny, spring fever, hot, bothered, hormonal

Jerking The Gherkin

1. To masturbate.Choke the chicken,wank,flogging the dolphin. We caught John jerking the gherkin...

Master Batters

1. An unathletic middle aged fag who lives for intramural softball and is a fag. A big fag. Anyone who is middle aged or older and takes p..

Tootch

1. The wrinkled part of skin surrounding the anus. "Dude, i totally had some gnardiarrhea that messed up my tootch something fierce.&..

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