Twitterrhea

What is Twitterrhea?


1.

symptoms: obsessive twittering in a short time span (often pointless tweets posted just to pass the time), twitching, putting @ signs in front of a person's name before texting or emailing them

diagnosis: one of your followers will say something along the lines of "holy shit, STOP!"

treatment: no cure; treatment includes throwing your phone out of the window and running over your router with your neighbor's lifted Ford F350

a few examples of twitterrhea include:

74 tweets in 6 1/2 minutes

7,523 tweets in a week

etc.

See twitterhea, twitter, otd

2.

Too many twitters per hour.

Guy Kawasaki had twitterrhea when he posted 18 Tweets in one hour on a Friday afternoon.

See twitter, tweets, verbal diarrhea


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