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1. rolling on the floor laughing my ass off with my penis in my hand I tripped over my lollerskates and now i'm ROFLMAOWMPIMH!!! See..

1. a shithole out in the middle of nowhere. its next to apple valley and is full of hillbillies and pot heads. i went over yonder and got ..

1. A date that is a total replay of previous pointless, forgettable dates. Hairdresser: How was your blind date? Samantha: Totally boring..