What is Twizzledick?
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Noun: A penis that is shaped like a twizzler
Adj: The quality of being extraordinarily timid but loyal to one's peers despite the abuse suffered from them, and will often get the courage to buck up, yet easily reminded again of their twizzledickness.
Now get in the kitchen and fetch me some twizzlers, but not that kind, you twizzledick fucker.
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