Two Acres

What is Two Acres?

sore testicles, typically after farmwork

Farmer: "I been plowing that field all week; now I've got two acres."-- stupid farmer joke told hundreds of ways, all of them crap.

Zeolied

1. To move away from your friends and then send them emails inconspicuously expressing your regret for such action. I have been Zeolied ev..

Zugloof

1. a freakin retarded heffer who eats child molesters Did you see that zugloof, he just downed Michael Jackson! See michael jackson, heff..

Dockeroo

1. A man and a kangaroo enjoy a wonderful docking session where the kangaroo gets his didgeridoo and rubs it against the head of the man&ap..

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