Two Acres

What is Two Acres?

sore testicles, typically after farmwork

Farmer: "I been plowing that field all week; now I've got two acres."-- stupid farmer joke told hundreds of ways, all of them crap.

F.r.a.p.

1. Frenetic Random Activity Pattern. A behavior often exhibited by puppies or young dogs wherein the animal, without an apparent reason, s..

Vag Jab

1. A direct jab to the vagina, not as devastating as the cunt punt. The bitch was trippin so I socked it to her with a vag jab! See vagin..

Slothernly

1. an adjective used to describe someone slithery or snake like. the following are slothernly: snakes, slugs, noodles, tounges, and worms...

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