Two Acres

What is Two Acres?

sore testicles, typically after farmwork

Farmer: "I been plowing that field all week; now I've got two acres."-- stupid farmer joke told hundreds of ways, all of them crap.

Jaw Hunting

1. The act of Anal sex where you are hunting for your patner's jaws with your member during anal sex. "I was doing some serious ..

Shizzerfack

1. something that i think i may have made up... haha it means to queef or queefing. AH SHES SHIZZERFACKING ON HER DOG..poor dog. aint his..

Scold

1. getting your dick sucked. getting head. "Damn, girl...after we have sex. You cant scold your boy up for a little and maybe ill giv..

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