Two Acres

What is Two Acres?

sore testicles, typically after farmwork

Farmer: "I been plowing that field all week; now I've got two acres."-- stupid farmer joke told hundreds of ways, all of them crap.

Kinkiness

1. another way of saying "sexual..." person 1: wow, that guy is HOT! person 2: kinkiness... See kinky, sex, shag, sexual, gymn..

Accidanal

1. Accidentally slipping up and letting your member enter the wrong hole during doggy style sex. I was a little too drunk and went accidan..

Umbrella Popper

1. another term for a tampon I didn't need to know what kind of umbrella poppers Jordyn uses. . . See tampon, pussy plug, kotex, vag..

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