Two Acres

What is Two Acres?

sore testicles, typically after farmwork

Farmer: "I been plowing that field all week; now I've got two acres."-- stupid farmer joke told hundreds of ways, all of them crap.

Raining Cocks

1. same thing as a sausagefest, but this term has not yet been overused. plus, the imagery is much more powerful. i didn't even want ..

Gonky

1. (adj.) extremely awkward, lanky, and/or funny. Derived from "gawky", but way better. May be used as a nickname (i.e. Gonks) or..

Smuthawreckedfacepants

1. The act of getting muthafuckin shitfaced. What's up for the weekend? I dunno, probably smuthawreckedfacepants. See wrecked, act,..

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