Two Acres

What is Two Acres?

sore testicles, typically after farmwork

Farmer: "I been plowing that field all week; now I've got two acres."-- stupid farmer joke told hundreds of ways, all of them crap.

Ovtug

1. A hand job given with a mitten on, especially an oven mitten. She touch your penis? Nah, she gave me an ovtug instead, in case you hav..

Frienefits

1. A friend with benefits. Usually sexual benefits. I just had sex with my friend. I feel no sort of attachment because she is a fuck bu..

Torn Meniscus

1. when you play chicken and you rip one of the ligaments under your knee cap. This often results in not being able to perform in musicals,..

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