Two Acres

What is Two Acres?

sore testicles, typically after farmwork

Farmer: "I been plowing that field all week; now I've got two acres."-- stupid farmer joke told hundreds of ways, all of them crap.

Océ

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Vindalise

1. To overspice a dish with intent. Mark vindalised the curry by adding 3 tablespoons of chilli flakes while no one was looking See spike..

Gsac

1. Go Suck a Cock. Commonly used against someone you wouldn't want to know what your saying. E.g. parent, teacher. Gsac you filthy te..

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