Two Acres

What is Two Acres?

sore testicles, typically after farmwork

Farmer: "I been plowing that field all week; now I've got two acres."-- stupid farmer joke told hundreds of ways, all of them crap.

Titty Bar

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Block-o-two

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Vate

1. adj. Used to describe something or someone that is so unbelievabley beat, wack, horrible, hideous, or all of the above and beyond. n. v..

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