Two Acres

What is Two Acres?

sore testicles, typically after farmwork

Farmer: "I been plowing that field all week; now I've got two acres."-- stupid farmer joke told hundreds of ways, all of them crap.

Natty Fatty

1. A 15 to 30 minute period spent packing a fat lip of skoal while drinking 5 to 10 natty light beers. Kevin: Man i am fucked up from that..

Nigger Noodles

1. Italian spaghetti that is made with chicken instead of ground beef or pork sausage. "I forgot to buy ground beef at the grocery st..

Duffelbagging

1. When a man is so hammered drunk that he can't maintain a erection, so he throws his half flaccid hog into the bitches snatch like a..

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