Two Acres

What is Two Acres?

sore testicles, typically after farmwork

Farmer: "I been plowing that field all week; now I've got two acres."-- stupid farmer joke told hundreds of ways, all of them crap.

Eanh - The N Is Silent:

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Varsity Whore

1. a varsity whore is when a gurl who thinks football players are hot goes to the locker room an fucks all the players on the team (varsity..

Incestual Orgy

1. Like family game night but... Those aren't dice in gramma's hands... That's not a spinner in mom's hand... and th..

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