Two Acres

What is Two Acres?

sore testicles, typically after farmwork

Farmer: "I been plowing that field all week; now I've got two acres."-- stupid farmer joke told hundreds of ways, all of them crap.

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Kersplunk

1. The noise made when someone with a mega penis drops his pants, and the Thing drops to the floor, surprising everyone. I flashed the peo..

1up

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