Two Acres

What is Two Acres?

sore testicles, typically after farmwork

Farmer: "I been plowing that field all week; now I've got two acres."-- stupid farmer joke told hundreds of ways, all of them crap.

Instigator

1. a person who escalates a situation. boy 1: Yo mama boy 2: What did you say about my mama? instigator: Oooh, he talking bout yo mama. ..

Ianal

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Mother Insult

1. An insult aimed (sometimes pointlessly) towards your mother usually to make you feel embarrased and uncomfortable. It can also be used a..

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