Two Acres

What is Two Acres?

sore testicles, typically after farmwork

Farmer: "I been plowing that field all week; now I've got two acres."-- stupid farmer joke told hundreds of ways, all of them crap.

Ear Crack

1. When a Song is so great that you cant stop listening to it this song is crack to my ears! This song is ear crack! See ear, crack, ear..

Goffix

1. Another term for 'goth' of 'goff'. Mostly used by your basic Chav or Scall. Usually used as an insult but most times..

Vagina Cork

1. A penis As I pointed to my penis, I said,"I'm gonna stick her with my vagina cork". See vagina, cork, cock, dick..

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