What is Two Ass?
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When a person is so fat that they have a large bulbous fat deposit hanging over their genitalia which in turn looks like an ass in the front. Sometimes there is even a defined crack that runs all the way from the belly button to the lower back.
Hey, I hear you hooked up with old two ass last night. Man that chick is fat.
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sliding your hand between the crack of another person's butt when they are bending over, imitating the swiping of a credit card.
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That wetness in your crack, either from a hot day in the sun or a juicy fart that sends moisture up your crack. Sometimes so saucy you h..