What is Two Bag Fuck?
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When someone with a nice body but is so ugly that you need two bags before you would have sex with them.
One on her face and one on your own just in case hers falls off.
"Gee wizz! Jessica sure does have a nice body" -Guy 1
"Quite the two bag fuck, my good sir." - Guy 2
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Used as an example of something that only really gullible people would believe in.
Born of the urban myth that cows in Malta live under..